The Quote -

"Nope, I don't really have anything new to say. but then, I always have something amazing to tell about things that you already know!!"

-Muthu

Monday, June 15, 2009

A few Tweets- A light delight.

Guys, I have made a composition of a few tweets that I tweeted in the past month. Usually my tweets are the results of a bored mind rhetorically rambling about whatever it fancies. They can be silly, sometimes profoundly thoughtful or may be sometimes brutal. But then they are just tweets & as tweets Do enjoy them.



Satire
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What do u do when twitter bores- u realize u just reached d ultimate destiny of every modern kid. cheers. ;P

Whnever i feel tat i cant sleep cant rest my head,I dont despair- 4 I still hav my 10th civics book & readin it always puts me 2 deep sleep

U are never alone, at least until u give up on urself & get married. :P

Blaming is fun at least until u run out of people u can blame... :P

Humans are a failed species- u see the more we live the more- we find problems with ourselves & everything else.



The fairer sex
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Compliment gals not coz it will get u into their pants or hearts but just to see her smile- bloom seeing that u hav noticed. ;D

It is OK 2 get slapped by a gal as long as she is angry wid u. But if she s angry with herself & she slaps u, then thats supreme trouble

Really guys suck when it comes to understanding gals & all u gals wanna do is- play around with this weakness. U cruel heartless ladies.. :P

Every man is a stud at least until some women marries him & knocks some sense into him...


Love-




Love is of course insanity but gal once u smile, insanity is bliss.

Love is like smoking -addictive & If ur gal still refuses to get addicted to you may be she is allergic 2 ur brand.

Please don't ask me if am interested in sex Of course I am but I think love would really spice up the mix. So am waiting. ;P

Of course U will get a cool gal, but knowing tat doesn't really help u when u r single & wondering where the hell is she. Does it??



Sex-




Sex is lovely, divine & beautiful - and no I haven't yet done it. ;P

Why is that people are always interested in sex- coz they wanna know what they are missing.... :P:P:P

Unconvincing as it may sound, we males do not want 2 have sex all the time. We also believe in foreplay yaar.. :P



Thoughtful-


A friend is 1 who has d patience 2 listen 2 every shit tat u did & d heart- love u even more after hearing & give u space 2 do more shit :P

Suicide point- kodaikanal renamed as d green valley view. thats dumb. after all everything things green & of valleys in kodaikanal. :P:P:P

He loves dreaming.. thats why even in his dreams he only gets 2 dream & nothing more.

U cant really blame guys 4 not listening to gals. After all its gals who mean one thing & say another. :P



PS-

I thought of doing some light post after the trilogy that I did on Sex & the society. And since I have been traveling around a lot for the last month, I plan to make a few posts out of my experiences. And as a start of those upcoming uncomplicated posts, I have posted a collection of my tweets. Do tell me- What do you think about them.


Will soon post about my travels.

Until then.

Cheers. Muthu.

33 comments:

Meera said...

funny collection!

Rahul Viswanath said...

Cool compilation ........ Yet to have sex ??? ;-)

The Pink Orchid said...

light... refreshing..and interesting.. :)

Srini said...

light indeed! Smiled :)

Sowmi said...

I was about to tell you to compile your tweets and you did it before even telling... Lovely... between one thing which I liked the most is,

"Of course U will get a cool gal, but knowing tat doesn't really help u when u r single & wondering where the hell is she. Does it??"

I hear these words everyday from my cousin. Just replace the word gal with guy thats it...

He says "uncertainty is sweet, waiting is sweet and that the search in your eyes will make you more beautiful than your eyeliners and kajal". LOL!!!! but How true???

Vinnie said...

if u want a good night's sleep, u should read my archives before bedtime :P

i will tweet this...thanks for being such a tweet inspiration!!

n hey..did i say that i love all what u type...so keep them coming..

muthu said...

@ Meera- Thanks. am glad U felt so.

muthu said...

@ Rahul Viawanath- Yeah, After all my rant, philosophy & writing about sex, I haven't yet had it. :)

muthu said...

@ the pink orchid- Refreshing. Ah I am happy that my tweets have tat quality. :)

muthu said...

@ Srini - 2 make people smile is the ultimate happiness.. :)

am more than happy to do it.

muthu said...

@ Sowmi - Really yaar. That particular tweet is directly from the heart.

*Sigh* *With a distant look in the face* I have no words 2 explain this. May be this in a way has been an inspiration for a good lot of my poems.

And hey -- Is your cousin still single?? :P:P:P

muthu said...

@ Vinnie - And did I say that your comments make my day. :D

And will sure keep writing more. :)

(¯`•._.•[Raaji]•._.•´¯) said...

cool collection :-)

as per your quote "U cant really blame guys 4 not listening to gals. After all its gals who mean one thing & say another"

-- I have definitely seen guys who say one thing and mean another.

Sowmi said...

my cousin is very much SINGLE and HE is doing awesome :P

muthu said...

@ Raaji - hmhm... Really. hmhm... then they must have learned it from their girl fiends.. :P:P:P

(jus kidding)

muthu said...

@ Sowmi- hmhm Your cousin is a HE. K. cool.

I assumed a SHE... :D:D:D

Swetha Padakandla said...

hehe! that was so nice and funny..

*Really guys suck when it comes to understanding gals & all u gals wanna do is- play around with this weakness. U cruel heartless ladies.. :P

i am laughing so much for this.. :D

cheers

Pesto Sauce said...

Good ones you have there...

sm said...

lol
funny like it

Chriz said...

HAVE SEEN them already bro.. nice one.. gud to see the twets here again...

was not online for a few days.. would nt be regular in the blog world for sometime... but wud keep in touch cheers

muthu said...

@ Swetha Padakandla -- :D am glad to have made U laugh....


Cheers...

muthu said...

@ Pesto Sause- Thanks 4 your compliments buddy.. :)

muthu said...

@ sm- thanks 4 your compliments man.. :)

muthu said...

@ Chriz- Will sure keep in touch Chriz-- :D

preposterous girl said...

Oh no.. I'm late in following u on twitter.I missed so many of them LIVE.. :D
BTW one thing.. ur tweet "Unconvincing as it may sound, we males do not want 2 have sex all the time. We also believe in foreplay yaar.. :P"
It is still unconvincing..
Foeplay and men .. Dnt think so :P

muthu said...

@ preposterous girl -- :D:D hmhm really gal, IfU really think that way,then U need to get out.... there are a lot of guys out there who U have never met U know. 4 instance me!!! :P:P:P

pranksygang said...

you are Absolutely correct about this
"Compliment gals not coz it will get u into their pants or hearts but just to see her smile- bloom seeing that u hav noticed.".. i loved this post!

D.Nambiar said...

Hey Muthu, there are some great tweets up there. My! you can say a lot with 140 characters, eh. :). There's humour, there's sweet stuff, reality... all of it. This really is a a cool post. Now I guess it's not gonna be tough to find yourself a cool gal. :)

muthu said...

@ D.Nambiar --

Welcome to my blog. You know, I love to get comments on old posts of me and yours just made my day.

hmhm... Thanks. Yeah, I too hope it's not going to be tough.

& cheers to that. :)

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