The Quote -

"Nope, I don't really have anything new to say. but then, I always have something amazing to tell about things that you already know!!"

-Muthu

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Tweets & Taunts -

Guys, the following are a few one liners that I myself enjoyed tweeting. Most of them are sardonic, satirical and are deliberately provoking. Do not take them seriously. They are just tweets that were born out of boredom and random thoughts & so read them as tweets.

And if in a few tweets, be warned - I may go overboard with my thinking. Too much brain work always has a few side effects. So I may get quirky, do bear with me.






Philosophy -


when bored- slap urself once and remind urself - you are the one boring yourself. :D


waiting 4 luv is as silly as baiting for it.... if u luv some1 better go out tere and fight 4 it. nothing worth having ever comes easy... :)



Attitude -

Who said loners don't have a social life -We are too busy playing with ourselves to engage others dude & no jerk not sexually.... :D

oh... tweet me something intelligent, funny & witty. If u cant really, that s OK, jus send me another 1 of those stupid porn links :P







Satire -


honesty is not just d best policy, its fun-- Imagine telling your gf- Really u don't look that great but I just cant stop looking at you :)

And yeah b4 using my lines 2 ur bf, better check out whether she is following me on twitter. :P

Sri aurobindo says- the darkest nights r followed by the brightest dawns... I say- Yeah sure dude, If you are awake until then... :)

when badly bored tweet about it, some1 more bored than u will tweet u back, u will b surprised, then feel good& continue to be bored




Mushy -

every random thought of mine makes sense but of course dont try 2 fit them together -- they will fall apart like my heart does thinkin abt u

"Night is more beautiful than the day, for i paint the darkness with the dreams of my love......"

I hate people loving in front of me, It always hurts to see what I am missing right then.







Women -


Sometimes i think u need 2 b born a women to know a women but then what would be the fun in that... really...

God created man in his image was not satisfied so created women in even better image tats when he got kicked out of earth he neva returned


Political -

But just now they said chidambaram lost & after recounting he is declared victorious they recounted not reverse counted right?

Of course i voted, thats why i spend time watching the election results. jus to know how much i have messed up

Varun Gandhi says- people luv me coz i look like my father. I say- tats great dude but ur father is Mr.er.hmhm..????



Brutal -

Eating a lot 4 taste is like fucking a lot for fun. Be warned

Everybody fucks everyone either literally or physically So why is the word F**K so very offensive...




Author's note -


And yeah, I am totally into twitter. What else is more fun. People actually read and comment on your silly rantings.

And Guys I am going to Coimbatore for my GD and PI rounds tomorrow. Do pray for me. I will be out of blog ville till I return.



until then.

Take care -

muthu

45 comments:

Hopeless Romantic said...

all the best for GD PI...do well

Vinnie said...

good u put them here...i had missed this one on women -

'God created man in his image was not satisfied so created women in even better image tats when he got kicked out of earth he neva returned'

n my answer to that - grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

ok! do well at the GD PI..come back..need to have a long talk on this particular tweet..n i'm dead serious :|

The Pink Orchid said...

each and every tweet of yours had me in splits.. the 'attitude' ones was rofl!!


all the best for your GD PI.. god bless!

muthu said...

@ hopeless romantic - thanks 4 your wishes man. :)

muthu said...

@ vinnie - Oh god.. I have angered vinnie. She is gonna kick me out of the earth.

I jus pray that i land on venus. then I can learn a thing or two about not pissing women off. ;P.


hahaha..... :D


(sorry vinnie my evil alter could not resist having a laugh at the expense of your comment. and they as i said they r jus tweets and as silly tweets they are not my opinion)

and thanks 4 your wishes vinnie.

I need them.


cheers....

muthu

muthu said...

@ pink orchid - :D... Really, I am glad to know that my attitude rocked u that much you were rolling on the floor.

:D

and thanks 4 your wishes pink.

cheers.

Rahul Viswanath said...

I loved the "Women" piece .... good job !!! ;-)

CoFfEe AnGeL said...

this is hilarious! me too ROTFL :D am a fan!!

яノςんム said...

awesome!! i have known most of them :D

hary!! said...

whoa mate...just new here... very hilarious that was! God kicked outta earth!! ho ho and yeah the F word does make sense...

all de best for GD and PI which i see shud'nt be a prob at all!

Little Girl Lost said...

muthu- very very intelligent, and most were very witty too.
thank you for liking my poem. if you like poems, please check out the others (you'll find them linked on my sideboard)
and do come read my new post.
and if you like my blog, please do become a follower so that i can share with you whenever i write...
already waiting for your next write-up :)

sm said...

nice eyeopeners one liners
like them

bondgal_rulz said...

Awesome!! Had me in splits. :)

LOVED the brutal ones especially!! :D

Ooops!! I'm a lil late...but hey! I really do wish that you do well in you GD n PI!!

All the best!! :)

Cheers

Keshi said...

haha too funny!

**Sometimes i think u need 2 b born a woman to know a woman...

is this a bitterTWEET confession? :)

Keshi.

muthu said...

@ rahul - thanks man.. i too loved the women piece. you can never get tired of writing abt them, can you.

am so lucky to be born a male... jus 4 the fun and joy in getting to know women.. :D

they never fail add spice to life.

muthu said...

@ coffee angel - oh.. am glad & thanks 4 your compliments cofee angel. To have u as a fan, I am obliged.

muthu said...

@ richa - as always thanks 4 your compliments richa. :D

muthu said...

@ hary - thanks man.... love to see that my rantings made sense .... :D

muthu said...

@ little girl lost - thanks 4 your compliments and yeh I will chk your poems out 4 sure as soon as I get home.

I am actually browsing from a net cafe (and a slow 1 at that :( ) ...

thanks again 4 dropping by dude...

muthu said...

@ sm - wow.... my one liners are eye openers.... am so glad. i myself am a fan of woody allen one liners.

he 2 me is the god of satire. check him out yaar...

u will love him

muthu said...

@ bondgal_rulz - thanks 4 your dropping by bond gal...

and yeah, I am can be brutal with words... and am so happy to see that u liked it....

cheers... :)

muthu said...

@ keshi - :D

yeah, i often really wonder whats really going on inside a gal keshi...

and it has crossed my mind tat the only way 2 understand a gal is by being a gal.

but then again i think that being a gal would take away all the fun we boys get trying to find abt what s going on within you guys....

:D

So I really think am better of being a guy ranting abt gals... :P

Chronicwriter said...

some nice tweets there..

all the best for ur PI and Gd..

do well

chriz

Kido said...

Some of them really cracked me up :D

Good luck with your GD PI :)

Have a great weekend :)

muthu said...

@ chronic writer - thanks 4 your wishes chriz.... :)

muthu said...

@ kido - Am glad My humor gene actually works. And it cracked you up.....

hmhm....must be coz I read a lot of chronic writer aka chriz's humor blog a lot these days... :D

thanks 4 dropping by man...

cheers.. :)

AD said...

and you just managed to entertain me till the core ;)
hehe

Preetilata【ツ】 said...

all ur tweets are damn hilarious. :D

enjoyed them :)


thnkx for ur visit muthu. waiting for ur feedbacks so that i can improve. :)

Preetilata【ツ】 said...

n yes all d very beat for ur GDPI :)

take care :)

ABHISHEK SiM said...

all the best for GD/PI...

this was an awesome post

Diya said...

"Night is more beautiful than the day, for i paint the darkness with the dreams of my love......"
The best amongst the lot and also the second quote about women....! lol
ha ha, you can do all these, greatt.
Cheers...! :)
Thankxx for visiting my blog. :)

Netika Lumb said...

Ah.. Interesting one.. I, obviously, liked the one on women..The one on philosophy also was too good :)

Hope your GDPI went well

nsiyer said...

Good tweets. I will follow you now.

muthu said...

@ AD - thanks yaar..... :D gald u found me entertaining.....

muthu said...

@ preetilita - ;D

am happy to have u made laughed. :)

and yeah I will sure read ur posts and comment on them once i get home.

I am traveling at present.

muthu said...

@ abishek sim - thanks 4 your wishes dude... i hav jus arrived from my PI and i think i did good... :)

muthu said...

@ divya - i love thinking about women... and yeah i too loved that one... :) and hey ur blog was also cool yaar.

muthu said...

Netika lumb - yeah i too loved the one on women.

& my GD and PI went well... will blog abt that soon...

:)

muthu said...

@ nsiyer - thanks 4 your comments Sir.

Indeed I would be proud to have you follow me sir...

:)

Little Girl Lost said...

muthu-
re:v.recent thots- what is sick to you may be a thought that is close to somebody elses heart. the other person has obviously put her feelings into what she s writing, and since you cannot know why she feels that way, sick is actually a very sick word to use here. :)

re:- random mean things-i didnt say that such people were the general rule. i didnt even analyse the comments. i merely shared some memories with you. so where does the question of exception arise?

Rajlakshmi said...

loved the post ... enjoyed reading it :D

muthu said...

@ rajlakshmi - :) thanks yaar.. :)

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