Saturday, April 25, 2009
The prostitute - A 55 fiction
Warning - The following content is of abrupt sexual nature, so people who would rather not read this are advised not to read it. Please do not read it and then blame me for not warning you.
“I think 55 fiction comes naturally for me.” I said to my sister.
She looked at me with her eyebrows raised “Really…..??”
“Yeah, Wanna hear one I thought of, when taking a piss in the can….” I looked at her with challenging eyes……
“hmhm……. Ok… Go on..” She replied.
Story 1 – The making:
The prostitute returned his money coolly “it’s on the house baby…….”
“Really, Did I fuck that good? Wow this… this was my first time” He said.
She gave him a satisfied wink and went off.
She later said to her pimp “His father paid double for him. Said something about making him a real man.”
My sister gave me her worst frown… “That’s a sick story.”
“But it had some meaning I suppose” I shot back.
“hmhm….. yeah some meaning…” She replied to me skeptically.
“K, wanna hear another one as I craft it. Hot on spot……”
“Go on…” She said.
Story 2 – The difference:
The prostitute crooked….“No baby, I don’t even want your money this time. You were so good.”
“You have got to take the money. I insist.” He said thrusting the money in her hands.
“Why??” She asked.
“Then how am I going to differentiate between you and my wife” He replied back in his nonchalant voice.
This got to my sister. “That’s even sicker and shittier. You degrade women.”
“No, my stories are always meant to ask questions. I never decide upon things.” I paused. “The stories are just perspectives and you need to know what shit happens to appreciate the good things you have.”
“hmhm” My sister was silent.
“And such situations may be happening somewhere…. We just want to ignore them.”
She was still silent.
“Ok, wanna hear another one…..”
She looked at me with those accusing eyes, which seemed to blame me for every single bad thing ever done to the feminine race.
“Trust me….. This will make you laugh” and I started to craft another one as I went on.
Story 3 – The choice:
The prostitute said in a as a matter of fact attitude “I have just upped my prize….. baby. You have gotta pay be 400 bucks extra for my services from now on”
“What……. No way….. I always pay my regular amount…”
She smirked “Bigger money bundle or bigger cock …….. your choice stud…”
And on hearing this she started laughing and I thought to myself ----and god finally saved the world from the wrath of my sis. (Jus kidding ….. she is reading this as I write you see….. :))
Then I went back to what I was doing before and not long after my sister laughed to herself.
“What?” I asked.
“What what???” she shot back.
“Why are you laughing???”
“The story… I just thought another one.”
“Really….. Let me hear it.”
After a bit of cajoling and persuasion, she told her version.
The final story - Story 4 - (Idea of the story – My sister.)
The prostitute asked with an idle curiosity in her voice “You are paying me more than my usual amount. Any special reasons????”
He stopped wearing his pants and looked at her, then with a casual shrug he said… “Well, you did not ask me whether the grocery bills are paid when I was coming. Did you??”
After the story was told, we both cracked up laughing.
The above is a fictionalized account of what myself and my sister were chatting on Saturday afternoon, celebrating her return from our native. :)
And Please don't mind the following philosophy..... It's just the way I am. Always getting kicks out of saying something philosophical. Damn, I am pitying my future kids... They sure have a lot of philosophizing and advising to hear from me in the future. LOL...... :)
The Philosophy -
I believe in openness and in discussion whatever the subject matter may be. Only when we talk about things, we will get to know how we feel about them. Sex, Religion, Culture, Marriage, politics, death – I think are a few of those topics on which every one of us have their own strong opinions and we prefer to keep it to ourselves rather than discussing them. We protect these opinions like we protect our own eyes; we get angry when people with a different set of principles express their views.
What we forget is that, it is these basic opinions that we hold dear to us, define us. Make us into what we are. Hard to believe….. but it’s the naked truth. So all I ask from my readers is that please keep an open attitude. If else you may miss more than you think……
Take care guys…. Ciao.